January 2012
2012: Get rich or die Mayan
December 2011
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finna make loads of cookies and cupcakes whilst watching Nancy Meyers movies, son.
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I want to move.
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Attractive Person: Hi.
Me: Who put you up to this?
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today proved that I kick ass at what I do.
I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.
– F.Scott Fitzgerald (via thatkindofwoman, misswallflower)
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Call & Oates, your official Hall & Oates Hotline
719-26-OATES
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This is a bad year for dictators.
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ttyl going to CT to live out my life.
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everyone and their mother is going to disneyland...
except for me.
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the DNC thinks I'm a youth leader in Nevada.
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caucus 2k12.
coworker: how is your contact rate?
me: awful, people DGAF about the caucus
coworker: what does that mean?
me: don't give a fuck
coworker: oh, I get it. that sounds Arabic, wouldn't that be pronounced "degouf"
me: no.
then my other coworker tells us exactly how it would be pronounced in Arabic.
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my friends are in Phoenix tonight.
they get to see Miniature Tigers, and I’m thoroughly jealous. They also know people that know the band members of Miniature Tigers. Kill me now, I’ll be at my desk until 8 tonight.
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8:30 curfew.
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according to baby name websites, loads of people will be naming their kids Gatsby in the next few years.
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I always play music in the car to secretly try to...
youarebeautiful:
I want Bon Iver to be their classic growing up band! Dammit!
I have successfully done this to my younger sister.
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